Thanks to this gadget, High powered Eavesdropping is no longer a sport played by the Bush administration and the US Government. Now, ordinary citizens can play in the big leagues.  Listen to your neighbors, spy on the wife, listen to your coworkers conversations and feel safe in the fact that nobody within 300 ft. will be able to speak a word without you knowing about it!

Check out this baby! This is the Listening Dish NG3800. This is the ultimate gift for the paranoid computer geek who moonlights as the neighborhood peeping tom.  Not only does it capture the sound from 100’s of feet away, but video is captured as well thanks to the ultra powerful handy dandy Zoom lens. Plus, as a bonus, it has a built in recorder so you can play back anything that went by too fast over and over until you make it out.

Record people talking behind your back and play back the evidence when they deny it! Ultra Cool! The product description below also states that if you cant make the audio out completely, the optical zoom will allow you to read their lips. WOW!

From the product description page here are the really cool and creepy selling points:

“Eavesdrop on what your boss is saying in the parking lot–or find out what’s really going on with your kids and their friends. Get a tip at the racetrack, hear what the police are telling someone at a takedown, listen to what two suspicious-looking men are planning down at the corner. “

Yes, this extraordinarily powerful, electronic listening device lets you “hear” and “see”  from 300 feet away. Viewfinder with 10x prism optical system lets you zoom in and see what you’re hearing close up. Sounds and images impossible for the human ears and eyes to pick up will now seem as if you’re only a couple of feet away. Imagine sitting in the upper deck of a pro baseball stadium and being able to hear and see players talking in the dugout. Outdoorsmen and nature lovers will be thrilled at the sound quality of this ingenious listening device. The Orbitor Electronic Listening Device features a playback system that records up to 12 seconds and comfortable, full-size headphones. Requires 1 9V battery (not included). Is someone talking about you? Now you’ll know.

To enhance your use of the Orbiter Electronic Listening Device, we’ve added a playback system that records up to 12 seconds on the digital chip–so you not only hear from afar, you have an electronic record of it. The viewfinder has a 10x prism optical system to view your subject even closer, so if you’re checking out a person, you’re able to read their lips as well.

Want one? I know you do. For around $600 (I think) you can be top dawg of the neighborhood watch program in your area and the envy of every peeping Tom from miles around. Hey, and no worries about getting busted… you can here en coming from blocks away!

Buy one Today 

but wait… theres more..

If you save files to your computer, you may want a “just in case” layer of protection so your family doesn’t find out you’ve been spying. Check out the super duper fingerprint scan security mouse for the ultra paranoid. This mouse needs a finger print scan to operate.

at #6 we have… the I am too hung over from technology to get to work on time” tech gadget.

Yep, its a high tech beer thing-a-ma-jig. Its the micro brewery.

There are many ways to get sacked at work these days but “fired by gadget” is a new one on me. Unless it’s a pneumatic 3-ft long sex toy and you’re chasing people around the office, what else could possibly get you fired?

Now if drinking at work does not do it for you… at #5 we have the ultimate distraction…

Wii toys. Great at wasting many a employee hours.

Thrustmaster has added three Wii goodies to its line-up, headed by the T-Go Kart NW wireless steering wheel. The company says the sporty rubber

grip is inspired by real go-karts [for comfort and grip, you know] and the Wiimote fits snugly in the upper section.

No drinkin and no games… how ’bout just being a bit creepy… #4 is the bomb-aquaruim…

just to give your boss a look into your true workplace fantasies.

Nothing like those early, Monday morning meetings about Monthly Stationary Budgets to make you want to blow your brains out but, help is at hand.
well, it is not live amo, so no one gets blown up… but it sure will make the boss think about what really goes on in that head of yours. I mean who the hell has a bomb as a fish tank?

#3 makes you look like you are paying attention, for a minute at best

A true waste of time that even looks like you are doing something productive. Well till they find out all you are doing is sketching stick figures.

You need a piece of stationery that no one else has, and, is designed to let you pretend that you’re still listening when you’re really not. Meet the ingenious Etch-a-Sketch Pen, a pen with a miniature Etch-a-Sketch at the top which actually works. The two knobs allow you to create your own mini-masterpieces and a little shake is all it takes to clear it off and start afresh.

So, while your manager is getting apoplectic over the mysterious disappearance of rubber bands, you can nod sagely while sketching his ugly, bulbous head.

at #2 we have The Alien UFO detector…

to really make the boss think you are a freak! To pull this off… well you gotta already be a bit strange so they know you are serious.

Scenario: You meet Jim. He is sweet, kind and most importantly, easy to talk to. It’s as if you’ve known him your whole life. And hugging him, no matter where you may be, feels like home.
#1 best gadget to get your dumb ass fired from work…

just check it out and relax… who needs work when you have a sleeping and relaxation pod in the office.