Two crazy watches to be afraid of.

For the truely punk rock we have the Sputnik Atomic Watch. The watch looks totally hard core and may be considered a lethal weapon. The crazy watch sells for $25.99.

This watch here is also one to be afraid of, but not for the same reasons as the punk rock watch above. Seems wearing this watch attracts a lot of attention.

Japanese Watch designer PIMP created this untra hi tech watch called the Jive Turkey.

The Pimp Turkey Jive has 60 led’s inside the watch that give you a psychedelic light show on your wrist and

” The infinity effect is nothing less than awesome. In the bar I visited last night I had 3 different girls come over to ask me about the watch and the bartender even gave me a free beer when I let him try the watch for a while. Now that’s what I call Pimpin!”

The Pimp Turkey Jive can be found at Tokyo Flash for $135.51.

Love having your video close but tired of lugging around that clunky Ipod? If so, then here’s a gadget just for you. It’s a very techy video watch that plays all your favorite videos and maybe even tells time. The telling time part I am not clear on since the manufacturer left that part out of the description.

The crazy watch below has a 1.5 inch video screen, 8 Gigs of memory and supports multiple video and image formats including support for e-books. Good luck reading that e-book on a 1.5 inch screen though.

Seems manufacturers are trying to stick an lcd screen onto just about everything these days, so why not a video wrist watch? The picture may be a bit too small to see clearly and forget about trying to decipher the titles on any music videos. The idea is that it looks ultra hi tech and you will look either very cool or very geeky wearing it.

Here is another model of the video watch…

This hi techpower watch is made in China, go figure, by Chinavision. China is great for hi tech useless gizmos.

The crazy watch supports media files of AVI, MP4, WMV, ASF, MPG, MPEG, DAT, RM, MOV, MP3, WMA, WAV, JPEG and BMP formats with 8GB of memory. The display size is 1.8 inches, making it a very large and manly watch.

Straight from the crazy tech  Gizmo minds of Mainland China we Have the “Super Cool Mobile Phone Wrist Watch” (their product name BTW)

For any watch collector this may just be the ultimate, don’t take my word on this techy watch, just read the specs below.

What could be better than calling friends with your new super cool mobile phone wristwatch? With any GSM SIM card inserted this unsuspecting watch becomes a fully featured power house of a cellphone, with bluetooth, MP3, camera and personal organiser. Easy charging is achieved via USB, as is data transfer. The watch itself features a durable rubber blend strap, gun metal gloss surround and chrome detailing. The kit comes with two batteries, 512 MB micro SD card, stand alone charger and a bluetooth headset, so you’ll be ready to go straight out of the box. You can easily make calls with the supplied bluetooth headset, or by using the watches built in microphone and speakers. With all of the features of a modern mobile phone slapped on your wrist you’ll never have to worry about losing your phone and you’ll lighten the load.

NOTE: This product is compatible with GSM at 900MHz, 1800MHz, 1900MHz only, please check with your local provider if you are unsure.

Yep, this be the powerhouse of all wrist watches, yes, its a cell phone / computer / audio / video contraction all slapped in a neat package to your wrist with accessories attached, go figure… ahhh, WOW, is about all I can say.

If in the market for this little number, it won’t cost you your first born, only a bit less then 200 Us from the crazy tech gizmo minds in ChinaVision.

Hey, its a I GOTTA HAVE gadget 4 sure.